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This Page Has A Weird Mix Of Crap...REALLY Weird...And Serves No Real Purpose, Except To Link To Page 6
This is an old picture of (l to r) Larry King, Don Imus, Dan Ingram, and Robert W. Morgan, four guys who pretty much turned radio into what it is today.
This picture was taken at the N.A.B. Convention in 1980, after all these guys were number 1 in their markets damn near all the way thru the 70's



Pretty Sure This Was Written One Night After One (Or Maybe 20) To Many Chivas' (By The Way, The Wolfman Picture Has Nothing To Do With This, I Just Thought Is Was Cool)
Scum sucking bastards. I can smell their stomach acid, see their
scars. Passive killers, desperate for something to chew � or stuffed
with sedative.


Thank fuck the 90�s are almost over. Soon the slicing of culture into
bite sized decades will be a memory. That obsession is the only
memorable attribute of the 90�s�Ten years of regurgitation. We�ve been
through the 50�s revival in the 80�s, and the 90�s have milked the 60�s
and 70�s to banality. Seems like we�re trying to pile through the 80�s
before we hit the Millennium. I hope they pull it off, get the sorry
fucker over with.


We�d better get over our nostalgic bullshit before the big double M
hits � the pace is about to juice faster than any human drummer could
keep up with.


Perhaps not - but people are, and believe me, What People Expect is a
motherfucker of a shaper.


Who can dream what ravenous dogs are waiting to feast on the corpse of
a world�s failed expectations? Not me, but I can compare � check the
nineteen double o�s � the car, plane, phone � talk about ravenous dogs.
And that�s just the Turn of the Sen-choo-ree, sounds like some kind of
lame tourist event. But the new Millennium? That�s the kind of language
Sam Coleridge would have used if been in advertising. The MILLENNIUM.
Shit, I�d buy it, and I don�t even know what it is.


I just hope I can afford the bastard. I�m not talking finance, I�m
talking about Sanity.


Listen, our communications systems � interconnectedness � Information
Age juggernaut isn�t just about being able to call grandma in Australia,
or to get gardening tips off the net. The bitch is a massive neural
network- human brains crudely wired together to form a brain so complex
and all encompassing that no single human, group, nation, could ever
understand what it is or does or predict its actions � could ever relate
to what it produces.


Now, when double M comes and gets rolling, and you�re still stuck back
where life was �look at me! I�m a cool, crazy monkey, and love is real�
� it wont be long before you are no longer Sane � no longer a cell in
the neural network � just a cancerous cell, foreign and dangerous.




You Too Can Be Happily Married !!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK THIS HAPPY?


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Favourite Links

The Hideous Oklahoma Association of Broadcasters Web Site
ATTENTION RADIO AND T.V. STATIONS: Join Our Group, Pay Our Fee's and We'll Give You Jack-Shit In Return!


The Funniest Movie Of The 90's Is Here
It Stars Cameron Diaz And Ben Stiller And I Laughed My Ass Off !


Lethal Weapon 4
Reason To Go See This Movie: Joe Pesci And Chris Rock Ranting On How Cell Phones Suck

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